BREAKFAST OR BRUNCH?
Friday, September 30, 2011 at 5:01PM 
I love going out for breakfast. There’s something inherently social and simultaneously decadent about the idea. Add to that the notion that the day is anew, and you have a recipe for pleasure.
Last weekend my brother was in town. After an idyllic Football Saturday we woke Sunday with an immediate hunger, no wives present, and not a clue of where to go for breakfast. As odd as it may sound, it’s been years since it’s been my choice. It seems that some other force, beit geography or my wife’s desire has always taken precedent over free will. I was overcome with optional paralysis.
To make it worse, my bother pressed, “do you want breakfast or brunch?” He wasn’t being rhetorical or sarcastic, but for some reason his question put me into a tailspin of confusion. What’s the difference? I’ve been asking friends that same question all week.
Amusingly, I've found this question to unveil some very strong opinions. Some have argued pasionately for opposing sides. To say I’ve reached consensus is a bit of a stretch, but I have captured enough insight to establish a personal base-line. Here’s the vital core.
Egg Options: There was healthy debate on this matter, but more than not, folks agreed that a “breakfast” joint would offer eggs any way you want it. Can you imagine an egg over easy during Brunch?
Daily Service: This was a clear divide. Brunch is a Sunday sport. Breakfast is offered a minimum of six days a week.
Open prior to 9:00 AM: Again, fairly clear. Breakfast can start as early as 6:00 AM. Brunch before 11:00 appears gauche.
Wait staff: Sorry Zingerman’s Delicatessen, you may serve eggs, but until someone comes to my table, take my order and fills my coffee, I’m still gonna call you a deli – not a breakfast joint.
Alcohol: I had one friend fight feverishly that brunch mandated alcohol. While I love me a well-made Bloody Mary, I couldn’t help but acknowledge our legislature. In Michigan it’s illegal to serve a Mimosa, or any liquor, prior to 12:00 Noon on Sundays. If that were a stipulation, many a great pre-noon brunch would be rendered breakfast.
So where to eat? Ultimately, the decision my brother and I made is inconsequential. I will say that we chose brunch, not breakfast. But the deciding factor may surprise you – it wasn’t menu, or price, or even geography – it was time. At 9:45 AM we knew we’d have to wait for a table at most any breakfast joint. There was however, a small window of opportunity to sneak in somewhere before the brunch crowd. Even still we ended up sitting at the bar to avoid waiting- darn home-game crowds.
As I discussed the defining attributes separating breakfast and brunch this week I had the opportunity to revisit my opinion of many a local establishment. Rather than pick a favorite, or top 3, I thought I list a collection of fine examples, Here’s a morning tour of Ann Arbor and a few thoughts on each stop.
Breakfast Part One - On Foot (Downtown)
Angelo’s: An institution worth celebrating. Arrive by 9:00 AM or you’ll be standing in line. Once inside you’ll need to abandon your attachment to traditional fare. Their eggs benedict, one of my favorites, is NOTHING like the original. Their cappuccinos are like “Big-Gulp” latte’s. And everything is huge. Deep fried French toast? Bring it on!

deep fired french toast from Angelos (photo by Foodspotting)
Afternoon Delight: Location, Location, Location. Nothing bad, nothing great.
Side note: This was voted most likely spot to find the “breakfast of shame,” a close cousin to the “walk of shame.”
Broken Egg: Location, Location, Location. Nothing bad, nothing great. (yes, I said it again)
Cloverleaf: I have a buddy who’s affection for Rollingrock beer is summed up by this simple mantra, “when money’s tight, the rock is right.” Substitute the word ‘rock’ for ‘leaf’ and you have the Clover.
Fleetwood: Though you may need a tetanus shot on the way out, you can get Hippi Hash 24-7. Need I say more?
Breakfast part Two - In a Car (listed by compass points)
NORTH – Northside Grill: My father in-law raves about their pancakes. I dig the breakfast sandwiches. No matter what you order, there’s a distinct quaintness about Northside.
EAST - Flim-Flam: At first view this is a local Denny’s circa 1970. However, once you step inside you realize that everyone is this family-run establishment evokes as much pride as a regal palace. I love it.
EAST - Café Marie: Practically hidden within the Courtyard shops, Marie offers an admirable amount of fresh ingredients, vegetable-filled omelets and warm service.
SOUTH - Benny’s: If Frasers sold eggs, this is what you’d find. The food is nothing noteworthy, but U of M athletes and locals alike can’t get enough of this diner’s charm.
WEST - Bell’s Diner: The highlight here is your ability to get a bi-bim-bop alongside pancakes. The “East-meets-West” theme is further confused by the “Southern-Colonial-Kitchen” décor.
WEST - Holidays: What happens if you want spinach pie and your friends want eggs? Go to Holidays.
Brunch
AUT Bar: Sunny days sitting outside in Braun Court are an Ann Arbor treasure. Regretfully, there’s a large portion of townies that may not have been to the Aut Bar – and I dare say there’s some Aut Bar regulars who prefer it that way. Both groups need to get over themselves and share the love. The menu has a strong Mexican influence harkening back to when the current owners Mother operated a Mexican restaurant from the same site. I’m nuts for their sweet potatoes.
Café Felix: Nowhere have I ever missed smoking like I do at Felix. I feel like I should were a black beret and scold the bourgeois. The food can be hit-or-miss, though over the years they’ve managed to curtail the misses. A solid choice for a lower-key occasion.
Gandy Dancer: Speaking of bourgeois, if ever you feel the need to put on a blazer and take grandma to a formal Sunday brunch, go to the Gandy Dancer. The building is stately. The buffet presentation is worldly. The Bloody Mary’s are divine. The overall thrill, meh.
The Grange: A relatively new entrant to the brunch circuit, the Grange and Chef Brandon have created a stunning brunch menu. Local foodie Tammy Coxen calls their duck confit poutine with an egg on top “to die for.” Now if they would just do something about that carpet.
PS: It was also Goerge Clooney’s first choice when in town filming this past March.
Seva: If you know what the Moosewood Cook book is, you’ll appreciate Seva. This is an “old school” vegetarian menu which is to say they serve a lot of bland food and offer hot sauce to spice it up. The coffee tastes like compost. It was the rage in 1973, and little has changed since then.
The Raven’s Club: I’ve said my peace about the Raven’s club. I have yet to try their brunch. Go at your own risk.
Zingerman’s Roadhouse: Believe it or not, this is the one meal of the week where I am not an unrelenting evangelist for the Zingernauts. Don’t get me wrong, I love brunch at the Roadhouse – their grits rock and I’m becoming hooked on their presentation of Huevos Rancheros – but brunch is a group occasion and I find their menu choices limiting in the “group pleasing” category. As always with Zingerman’s, the service is top shelf and the little touches make life grand.
Zola: Those who love a well-made Crepe appreciate that it is an art. Zola has it down. But frankly, their menu is much more than crepes. Their Turkish eggs are superb, as is their choice of Zingerman’s breads. Perhaps the most stunning aspect of brunch at Zola, however, is how their large front windows allow the morning sun to wash over the entire café. If you’re lucky enough to score a sidewalk table you’ve reached the pinnacle of Sunday morning. NOTE: Some will challenge my classification of Zola as Brunch vs. Breakfast. First of all, get your own blog. Second of all, remember my egg requirement. I have a hard time believing Zola would make a pancake or serve a single egg over easy with a side of bacon.
Turkish Eggs at Zola (photo from Foodspotting)
Easter Eggs
I couldn’t talk about breakfast in Ann Arbor without mentioning three gems that don’t fit into either of the aforementioned categories. If you’re not already familiar with these choices be sure to investigate.
- Selma: A self-described, “ Breakfast Salon,” Selma operates out of a private home every Friday morning. Don’t be fooled, this homestead averages 150 meals a week. The menu is short, usually three or four items reflecting the local harvest as interpreted by the weekly volunteering chef. All proceeds go to support the Farmer’s Fund, a development trust providing resources to build and nurture sustainable agriculture within our region.
- Durham’s Tracklements: In the shadows of Kerrytown, amidst the hustle of Zingerman’s Deli and Monahan’s Fish market exists a small nook where magic is quietly happening. It doesn’t get the press attention of its folksy neighbors, but be advised – this is a to-shelf purveyor of custom smoke provisions. As a special treat, they open their doors every Sunday morning offering a limited carry-out breakfast menu. The tamales are especially noteworthy.
- Barry’s Bagels: Clearly not as esoteric as Selma or Durhams, Barry’s bagel is worth a mention. Sometimes we forget how small Ann Arbor once was, and in some ways, still is. And in every small town there are key merchants who’s purpose to the community goes beyond the immediately apparent. Barry’s is one of those places. Yes, the bagels are grand, but the real magic happens while you’re in line, or waiting to pay – both of which take longer than necessary. There’s a steady flow of locals townies, bona fide Ann Arborites who were born and raised in the community. Many of these locals are regulars who have made Barry’s a ritualistic part of their day. If you frequent Barry’s you’ll get to know these folks – and pick-up quite a bit of gossip along the way.








DENSITY | The Real Victory of Ann Arbor Over Lansing
First, name this quote…."You are my density!" Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Another week, another dilemma…
First thing Monday morning a peer at work asked for a restaurant recommendation in Lansing. I was stumped. Now, to appreciate the gravity of this void, understand that I'm a Spartan. I spent three years living in E. Lansing and working in restaurants while finishing my undergrad (I still mourn the Evergreen Grill). For me to have not a single inspired thought speaks volumes to the crippled state of Lansing's food scene. But why?
Lansing's a fair sized city, in fact, larger than Ann Arbor. According to the 2010 Census Lansing has 114,297 residents, 464,036 when you consider the entire metropolitan. Similarly, Ann Arbor has 113,934 residents, 334,791 including the surrounding community. Wouldn't population alone warrant some at least some greatness?
And East Lansing is a University town. Not only is MSU enrollment nearly 2X U of M, but it's a land grant college founded on agriculture. Ag is food. Shouldn't they be leading the gastronomic revolution? And Lansing is the State's Capital, arguably the most powerful zip code within the great State of Michigan. Wouldn't that attract lots of elite dining events?
Tragically, no. But why?
Lansing has three primary commercial districts, campus, east (Okemos) and west (downtown Lansing). The unfortunate reality though, is that not a one of these distinct communities alone can generate the sustained financial traffic required to support a discerning palate. Downtown is a ghost town past 5:00 PM, campus is too student focused to warrant a higher ticket and Okemos is too geographically isolated from both. Restaurants in each area end up fighting for dollars with broad "accommodate everyone, delight-none" menus.
So why does Ann Arbor work? In one word, density.
Last month the Observer wrote a tribute piece on Dennis Serras. Along the way they hypothesis that Ann Arbor owes it's foodie glory to Dennis and his partner's decision to cluster four restaurants next to each along Main Street. There's some truth in that idea. Main Street is not a business district. Most folks with a day job remain north of Huron. Main Street is not Campus. And as our city will forever debate, Main Street does not provide the suburban equivalent of free parking. Still, we've seen the Main Street corridor evolve into one of the foremost restaurant districts west of New York and east of LA save for Chicago. Why?
Having Main Street Ventures build four restaurants on Main Street definitely generated traffic, but that traffic wouldn't exist without a separate prerequisite - density. In a broad oversimplification, I'd argue that we spend time in three places, at home, at work and at play. Restaurants need to pull from all three to generate dining occaisons.
Ann Arbor has successfully nurtured a balance of all three. Our state's capital, conversely, has not faired as well. Work (Lansing), Home (Okemos) and Play (Campus) are separated by miles, not blocks. This makes it impossible for any one area to establish critical mass. The resulting landscape has a name, Sprawl. The resulting gastronomic community also has a name - crap.
Speaking of crap (kidding!) - I did manage to put together a list of Lansing area restaurant options. For those of you who have reason to visit Lansing, check it out. Below is a revised copy of the e-mail response to my peer. Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments.
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OK – I have made my peace with Lansing’s food. The only restaurant I’ve been excited about in the last 10 years has since closed. Urbanspoon has ZERO listings for Lansing or East Lansing, and Yelp is clogged with bar food. You’re MUCH more likely to enjoy the atmosphere than the plate. I think the best thing for you to do is let proximity to other activities dictate. You'll need to need drive no matter where you're headed. Here’s three regional options. Finally, when given an option, I would encourage you to opt for the more casual. The fine dining scene in Lansing lacks the "urban sophistication" of Ann Arbor. Anyone expecting that level of experience will be let down.
CAMPUS
El Azteco – 225 Ann St. Originally a small, dirty hole in a basement, they’ve since moved into the current sunny roof-top patio landmark without losing the down-to-earth charm. It’s an institution in East Lansing akin to Dominicks or Angelo’s in Ann Arbor. You MUST order the Topopo Salad. I’ve never finished one by myself.
Beggers Banquet Restaurant and Saloon (218 Abbot Road) Old school dinner house since 1973 that hasn’t changed an iota since 1973 (they still have London Broil on the menu!); always a favorite for their wine list. Don’t worry about it being too fancy though, MSU is originally a land grant college (agriculture) so the campus never established a glamorous or formal air – the famous mantra at Beggers banquet is “gimme eat.”
BEST PUBS / BAR FOOD: There are threee equally awesome, though distinctly different pub/bars that warrant consideration.
Harrison Roadhouse (the only option easy walking distance from the Campus Convention Center & Hotel) A gas station converted into a pub. Tremendously charming. Markedly more grown-ups than the average E. Lansing bar.
The Peanut Barrel: Closest to a physical classroom, the patio provides a perfect vista for watching life on Grand River. The burgers are tremendous. Perhaps the best analog to Ann Arbor's Casey's (am I stretching?)
Crunchys: If Fraser's was on Campus this may be what it would look like. An athlete's sports bar that still considers George Perles a good man.
MSU DAIRY STORE: MSU is an ag school - right? Well nothing will drive that home more than a trip to to The Dairy Food Complex. The group operates a retail shop where you can sample fresh cheese and ice cream made on site. Is it the best you've ever tasted? No. Is it wonderful? Yes.
RANDOM POINT OF INTEREST AND SYMPATHETIC JAB AT LANSING: This speaks volumes for the culture in Lansing… If you were visiting Seattle for the first time you’d make a pilgrimage to Pike’s Place and pay homage to the original Starbucks. In East Lansing you go to 270 West Grand River Avenue to get coffee at the original Bearners / Bigby’s Coffee – which I believe is a former Arby’s.
OKEMOS (east side, suburban – driving)
Many of the hotels are on this side of town; the major landmarks are the Meridian Mall and I-96 exit #110. It's clogged with strip malls and chain food. That said, there is one block of quaint old Okemos between I-96 and campus where you'll find an old institution of a joint.
Travler’s Club International Restaurant and Tuba Museum This place has been a hippi favorite since the 70’s. They’ve had a garden out back and craft beers since before local or craft beers were a thing. Thee hippi tendancy add mores vegetarian options than most menus. The menu was always decent. The charm is amazing!
Dusty's Cellar A much better shop than restaurant, Dusty's is the Okemos area's Merchant of Vino with a dining room. Stop in for picnic supplies. If you stay for a meal I'd recommend the newer, more casual wine bar versus the circa 1980 "Regal Beagle" dining room.
DOWTOWN LANSING (West side, driving)
5-10 minutes from Campus – In the 80’s downtown Lansing proper was the red-light district – and of course, our state’s capital. Then the city built a AA baseball stadium (Lansing LugNuts) and a Convention Center and development followed. It's getting noce. Now all it needs is people.
Michigan Brewing Company: This is sprightly more commercial than craft, but it’s the home of Kid-Rocks “Bad-Ass Beer” – so they have that going for them. Truthfully, this company owns a much larger commercial brewery in Webberville where they brew and bottle a LOT of craft beers. They’re good people in the state’s brewing community.
Last Resorts: Troppo & Tavern on the Square (same owners) Think Ravens Club with less ploish.